I just got back from meeting some friends at a park and letting the kids play.
It was almost Goose Gate ’08 part II! But luckily, it wasn’t. I digress.
Princess and C’s daughter both needed to ‘tee tee’. The bathrooms there are direct portals to hell abysmal not much better than a hole in the ground. So, C takes the girls to the front of her Suburban where nobody can see them and tells them to squat.
Princess pulls down her shorts and panties and sees C looking. “You’re looking at me” and she goes around the side of the suburban. Repeat this about 3 times.
Finally C just lets her go by herself. When she goes to check on her Princess is sitting spread legged on the ground relieving herself. Through hysterical giggles C manages to rescue the shorts and underwear from the path of the river delicate lady like trickle. Princess then looks at her and says: “What do I wipe with”
C, being the awesome South Texas chick that she is imparts these words of wisdom to my precocious 4 year old: “Just stand up and give a little wiggle” You must picture here a 20 something adorable little blonde facing down an adorable 4 year old blonde, who just happens to be nude from the waist down. C shows Princess how to wiggle it. In utter disbelief Princess replies: “Just wiggle… like this? Really?”
This of course is the point where I turn around and see my partially nude daughter mooning all of us on the playground while shaking her adorable little butt in ways that I could have lived the rest of my life without seeing.
She has learned a valuable life lesson that all women should know. The squat and wiggle (of course, the squat part needs a little work)
That is so cute. I can just picture that.
We use to have a house with property and I would let my son(he was 3 or 4) pee outside against a tree. Then one day I turn around and see my 2 year old daughter trying to pee up against a tree. I told her she could not do that and she said,”Cody does.” It was so cute. She needed the squat and wiggle lesson.
Awwww…that’s so cute!
What an important life skill to have! Every girl must know how to do the squat and wiggle!
Life lessons need to be taught early. So funny!
That’s awesome. And you never know when you’re gonna need to use the wiggle!
I can so picture this! Funny story!
Awwww!!!
*lol*
Oh man, she can so use that when she’s a teen!
how funny!
Oh how fun! Next up… the hover!
LOL,
Oh I can envision it, and dread the day that I need to teach my girls this valuable lesson.
That is so funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Oh wow, that is hilarious.
Adorable!!!
And, yes, I agree, the squat and wiggle is a much needed girly skill!
A skill that will serve her well in years to come. ;p
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The squatting part is the hardest… I still haven’t quite got in down.
The wiggle, however, is gold.
(Too cute!!!!)
and now L is wondering why her and her Princess didnt get invited on this little outing. because if i was there and i needed to tinkle, i would have dropped my pants towards the back back of that BIG RED suburban and done a little wiggle and shake too
i think that my feelings are a bit hurt….THANKS C and R for inviting L
I can just see it now!! LoL
I just adore that Princess of yours!!