Princess: “Hey Dad, my birthday is November 18th!”
Nate: “Princess, that’s like 10 months away, Mine is in 24 days”
Princess: “REALLY! What do you want?”
Nate: “A Kayak”
Without missing a beat
Princess: “Oh Daddy, you can’t have one of those until you’re 34″
He’s going to be 33.
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New Year’s Eve
Me: “Honey, are you having fun?”
Nate: “I’d be having more fun if I didn’t have a tampon in my ear”
Note: if you run out of cotton balls you can cut the tip off a tampon and it works wonderfully.
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OK. I am absolutely speechless and clueless as to why Nate would need a cotton ball let alone a tampon tip in his ear. Help me out here, please.
Oh my. Oh my. Oh my.
hahaha. Loved it.
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OK, my eyes are watering I’m laughing so hard. Thank you.
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LOLOLOLOL, love the tampon quote!
Ummm, why did he need a cottonball and how did you even convince him to use a tampon.
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Seriously, I would still be laughing if I got to hear the second conversation first hand.. classic!!!
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Ummmm, McGyver called…..he wants his tampon ear plugs back….
Haha, that’s awesome!!
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Oh, my gosh. If my husband had a tampon in his ear, he’d never, ever hear the end of it. hehe
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HI-larious!!!!!
My husband would never…
Hey, I’m gonna be 33 in 3 days! I better get some kickass gifts but not a kayak.
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I’m assuming she’s heard that sentence before! LOL
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I’m here first before I hit your winners and I’m really, really hoping that a pic of Nate with the tampon in his ear is there =)
If not, *sign* I guess I’ll just have to image that one LOL
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LOL LOL LOL….Does he know you’re blogging about a tampon in his ear???? Mercy me…I’m laughing out loud!!!
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HAAAAAA. Matthew would never let me stick a tampon in his ear
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I can only imagine the freakish searches that will put tampon and ear together. Good luck, love. And, I’m glad Princess is already starting the year off with a bang.
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My hubby is always saying that “kayaks make great stocking stuffers.” Riiiight … because we have SOOO much spare space lying around for kayaks …
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