Masthead header

Semantics

The other night we were at a friend’s house relaxing when the back door flew open and Monkey came barreling into the room, his little face bright red and his eyes sparking with anger, tears and that wicked gleam that only appears when tattling on a sibling…

Following coolly and calmly on his heels, is Princess.

5 year old Monkey: “MOM, DAD!!!  Princess just slapped me in the face”

Without missing a beat, Princess replies in a voice dripping with that special blend of exasperation and sarcasm that only a big sister can manage

8 year old Princess: No I didn’t.  I was just giving his face a High Five”

 
smart aleck

I can’t begin to tell you how hard it was for us to keep a straight face.  The minute they were back outside, we were howling with laughter and wiping tears from our streaming eyes.

January 24, 2012 - 10:10 PM

Emily - Best story ever. Oh, how I love kids!

January 25, 2012 - 1:17 AM

BusyDad - HAHA! That was some quick thinking! She’s going to be a lawyer or a marketer.

January 25, 2012 - 7:33 AM

Marinka - LOVE it.

January 25, 2012 - 10:10 AM

Karly - Your kids are awesome.

January 25, 2012 - 10:27 AM

Nap Warden (Cynthia) - Points for thinking on her feet!

January 25, 2012 - 10:29 AM

Brandy - I can so picture my daughter saying that! Too funny. I would have had a hard time holding back the laughter. My kids do things all of the time to each other then tattle on each other, the joys of sibling love.

January 25, 2012 - 11:15 AM

Audra Caldwell - I love the honesty and sarcasm… Kids crack me up. I thank the Lord everday for moments like this one, that keep me laughing! You have an awesome family!

January 25, 2012 - 2:32 PM

Jennifer, Playgroups are no place for children - HA! She has an awesome sense of humor!

January 25, 2012 - 4:16 PM

Rachel - Emily, my kids keep us rolling – they are scary brilliant. SCARY.

January 25, 2012 - 4:18 PM

Rachel - Hush your mouth!! :-) Her brain works way too fast. Just imagine her and Fury in the same room {shudder}

January 25, 2012 - 4:20 PM

Rachel - Thanks, Marinka! I loved your Big Game post ;-)

January 25, 2012 - 4:20 PM

Rachel - Why thank you, Ms. Karly ;-)

January 25, 2012 - 4:21 PM

Rachel - She’s rackin’ up way too many points, Cyn :-)

January 25, 2012 - 4:25 PM

Rachel - Exactly! The interactions between siblings is fantastic and so so so much fun to be around for ;-)

January 25, 2012 - 4:26 PM

Rachel - Me too, Audra. :-) Me, too! xo

January 25, 2012 - 4:26 PM

Rachel - Thanks, Jennifer. I imagine your family has some of these moments, too :-)

January 25, 2012 - 4:56 PM

Laura in Texas - That was hilarious! I can imagine how hard it was to keep from busting up laughing! Nathan or monkey will tell that one at her wedding! -> our of arms reach of course!!

Thanks for the laugh.

January 25, 2012 - 8:22 PM

Sara@MommaFindings - Oh.My.Goodness. That’s EXACTLY what my son would have said. LOL

January 25, 2012 - 8:26 PM

Kristen - Classic – too funny!

January 26, 2012 - 11:42 AM

moosh in indy. - I love her.

January 26, 2012 - 6:12 PM

An Island Mom - Love that story! Wow, she could have a great future in politics! :)

January 26, 2012 - 6:54 PM

lceel - I know all these other commentors have their opinions, and rightfully so, but I think she’s going to brow up to be a Bouncer.

January 26, 2012 - 6:58 PM

lceel - Apparently I think she’s going to take a lean toward the Neanderthal – either that or I misspelled ‘grow’.

January 26, 2012 - 7:04 PM

Rachel - Okay, your first comment made me laugh out loud.. this one, made me snort! :-)

January 26, 2012 - 7:05 PM

Rachel - Sara, Let’s keep them far away from each other when they get older ;-)

January 26, 2012 - 7:07 PM

Rachel - Kristen, It’s like a laugh gallery around here ;-) She’s full of *starcasm*

January 26, 2012 - 7:08 PM

Rachel - and she loves you and often mentions her curly haired blonde friend daughter of my friend who she used to video chat on the computer with and when will we do that again, mom? all in one breath.

January 26, 2012 - 7:08 PM

Rachel - hee hee ;-) oh heaven help us.

January 26, 2012 - 7:36 PM

Natalie @ Cooking for My Kids - Love it. I was laughing so hard that I had to read this cute post to my husband so that he would not think that I was absolutely crazy. :)

January 26, 2012 - 7:39 PM

Rachel - AWW ;-) Thanks ;-) That makes me so happy (also — cannot tell you how many ‘internet’ things I’ve had to read to my husband so he wouldn’t think I was crazy)

January 26, 2012 - 7:47 PM

Paula - Not only is Princess adorably cute but she has a wit that is going to carry her far and get her out of a lot of tough spots!

January 27, 2012 - 8:24 AM

Melinda@LookWhatMomFoundandDadtoo! - what a wise guy LOL love it
I think Sabreena said this same thing to Shaun last week

Your email is never published or shared. Required fields are marked *

*

*