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Or: Why We Shouldn’t Be Allowed in Public.
We have had many bloody incidents in this family: There was the time Princess attacked the fireplace and When Monkey tried to shave his tongue, but all these incidents happened at home. We had a doozie last night, in public.
I call this one: Monkey vs The [...]
No, I’m not talking recipes either.
I’m talking Monkey, as in my 2 year old. The climbing, running, hyper-never-stops-moving-has-to-be-kept-in-crib-by-a-crib-tent kind of Monkey.
Yesterday while I was cleaning house I heard a thud.Followed by a screamFollowed by a louder, much louder, blood curdling, bone chilling holycrapi’mreallyhurt kind of heart stopping scream.
I dropped the Dyson on the floor and [...]
