Monkey is a full fledged streaking exhibitionist.
He is also totally anti diaper. He has perfected not only the strip, flip and roll (similar to stop drop and roll, but one saves lives and the other annoys moms) technique of diaper removal featured below. He has also fully mastered the strip off all clothing and diaper in the crib technique.
Why just 15 minutes ago I went to go get him from his nap and I opened the door to find him liberally watering the Berber. His pants were across the room and his diaper was under his dresser. He’s got talent, I’ll give him that much.
So, while I wash his sheets, comforter, mattress protector and clothes… I have that Junior Brown song running through my head.