The Death of our washing machine complete with shards of metal and all precedes this exchange:
Me to Nathan: “The washing machine is dead, what are we going to do?”
Nathan responded: “Well, you could always wash clothes by hand in the river”
I replied: “Nathan, I don’t even iron. Why on earth would you think I’d hand wash clothes in a river?”
Nathan’s response: (smirk) “You make a good point”
Happy Weekend, y’all.