One… singular sensation..One… is the loneliest number..One ring to rule them…One, there are so many songs, stories, movies, lines and other memorable and unforgettable things that have one as their theme.Our one… the little one. Little man, my darling little creature. He’s turning one this week! How is this possible? How has my little baby reached this milestone already? Didn’t we just bring him home from the hospital? Didn’t he just learn how to roll over, how to crawl, get his first ... Read More about One
I’m wondering what my 10 month old (today, he’s 10 months today! How did that happen?) sees when he looks with such delight at my nipples as the come towards his hungry puckering little mouth. Sometimes he treats them with the reverence they deserve considering they’ve been feeding him for the last 10 months of his little life and other times he latches on and pulls and stretches and gnaws on them like he’s in a taffy pulling contest. I mean really, what’s the deal? It’s become especially fun ... Read More about Nipples or Laffy Taffy?
We’ve been working with Princess on her manners. She does tremendously well always uses Yes Ma’am, Please, Thank You and the like. Our new one is Excuse Me, for when she bumps into someone or when she needs to get through somewhere or when heaven help me.. she burps. So… she’s gotten really good at saying excuse me when she burps even if she does it with a devilish grin on her pretty little face.So here we are walking through Home Depot and Princess farts…. wait.. here comes the good part. ... Read More about When Good Manners Go Bad
(My old site was called : After The I Do's)someone asked me today.. why i named this after the i do’s.. well it’s a good question, here’s the answer.In a fairy tale; the wedding, the I do’s is always where it ends.. at happily ever after. Well, in my opinion, the “I Do’s” is not the ending, but merely the beginning of the amazing journey, the happily and medioc”rily” every after. ( yeah it’s a me word, deal with it)Is it always a fairytale… hell no. But it’s sure never boring.I had a great life ... Read More about Why After The I Do’s?
So we’re driving down the road and Princess, who has become very involved in the road and the act of driving, and what’s what and why people go where they go and what direction etc… She asks me why I’m not driving faster. *thud* (That’s the sound of my brain hitting the floor at the thought of explaining speed limits and laws to an albeit precocious child, but still... a 3 year old child). So I start to explain that it’s safe to drive the speed limit and obey the laws so I can try to keep ... Read More about Lemons and Road Etiquette