Real Men Do Housework
Monkey

Real Men Do Housework

Okay, Monkey is best known for his climbing and his bizarre cereal dumping obsession.Seen here. But now I have proof! He cleans!! When we got married one of my mom’s dearest friends gave me a “house basket” A darling wine bottle holder that had a glass bottle for dish soap, some cute towels and a…

The time has come…
Monkey

The time has come…

“The time has come,” the Walrus said,“To talk of many things:Of shoes–and ships–and sealing-wax–Of cabbages–and kings–And why the sea is boiling hot–And whether pigs have wings.” ~ Lewis Caroll, 1872 Okay, so it’s not that time.But because I am not raising the next Billy Ray Cyrus And I can do this, and he looks cute,…

They Call Him The Streak
Monkey

They Call Him The Streak

No, seriously.Monkey is a full fledged streaking exhibitionist.He is also totally anti diaper. He has perfected not only the strip, flip and roll (similar to stop drop and roll, but one saves lives and the other annoys moms) technique of diaper removal featured below. He has also fully mastered the strip off all clothing and…

Monkey

One

One… singular sensation..One… is the loneliest number..One ring to rule them…One, there are so many songs, stories, movies, lines and other memorable and unforgettable things that have one as their theme.Our one… the little one. Little man, my darling little creature. He’s turning one this week! How is this possible? How has my little baby…

Nipples or Laffy Taffy?
Monkey

Nipples or Laffy Taffy?

I’m wondering what my 10 month old (today, he’s 10 months today! How did that happen?) sees when he looks with such delight at my nipples as the come towards his hungry puckering little mouth. Sometimes he treats them with the reverence they deserve considering they’ve been feeding him for the last 10 months of…